codename for a male mate/Boyfriend acting like a rediculously jelous control freak.
You go out with your friends and your boyfriend calls you 15 times within the next 2 minutes. You finally answer the phone and he's freaking out because your not hanging out with him. You hang up because your fed up with his rediculousness and talk to your friends.
You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
TURDIS is an acronym for: Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space.
The public restroom looking like TARDIS appearing in Goat Simulator: Waste Of Space is named TURDIS
TURDIS
Totally Useless Restroom Disappearing Into Space
-goat simulator when turdis is found the first time
The best goddamn turd there ever was.
Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!
An act during sexual intercourse in the doggystyle position, an act committed while a girl is dropping a log at the same time as having a creampie
I got a creamy turdy whirly last night bro
A word of ranking how much you hate someone.
Chicken turdis-really nice person
Mama you bought me food so you are a chicken turdis.
To take a large drag from a vape and produce a large vape cloud.
Give me that elf bar I'll rip a fat turdy.
When you shit take a shit but the turd stands straight up. Short for “vertical turd”
I just shit out verty turdy and it was touching the rim of the bowl!