twat

1. an idiot/an imcomprehensibly retarded bastard child of the earth
2. the clitoris of a woman's vagina

1. the homo inside a barney costume on live tv is a twat.
2. Lindsay's twat is so amazingly soft, i wanna skin it and make a fur coat

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Twat

The past tense of "tweet" in relation to Twitter.
Often used by Kathy Griffin

Did you twat that info?

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Twat

Carl Silverstone

A big fat twatish whore who attends UEA and is a try hard hipster wannabe.

He is also the worst dressed male in exsistance, stay clear because you might get herpes.

Person 1: Have you heard Carl Silverstone has an Iphone AND and blackberry?

Person 2: What a twat.

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twat

a pussy;vagina

that bitch has one loose twat!

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Twat

A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".

Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.

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twat

cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,

"Twat was that? I cunt understand you. Tits okay! I'll finger it out."

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Twat

Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.

Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.

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