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A horribly written, overly obsessed, stupid book that ruined vampires. Vampires should be badass people-eaters, not sparkly faggots. The only reason it's popular is because tweens discovered it and thought that's the way love is supposed to be, when it's the definition of pedophiles and stalkers. SM created this SERIES (not saga; the word saga makes it all the more horrible) because she is a fat bitch with no life and needed something to fulfill her fantasies.
OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT!
holy shit get a life
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Twilight is the worst movie in the history of vampires, pigeons, werewolves, mortals and MLIAers. It causes people to either hate or want to marry anyone with the name Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, or Jacob Black. It has made millions of dollars that could be used to benefit the charity of "helping Scottish orphans learn how to unfold their napkins properly". Thanks to twilight, Scottish orphans are suffering. If you like twilight, you are an insane, psycho, coco-snot covered imbecile without a whif of peanut butter in your derrier who will end up as an orthepedic shoe salesman when the world ends in 2012. If you or a loved one likes twilight, please see a doctor immediately. You can get help. Twilight is the cause of the following issues in our society:
recession
junk at where ever shopping items are sold
straws in beluga whaleholes
job loss
OBAMA
gassy Mexican food
Omit twilight from your everyday lives, and we will change the world. To win this battle, Harry Potter lovers, MLIAers, Star Wars fans, and squirrel stalkers must unite.
Some synonyms are:
waste of time
idiotic movie
stupid fad
opposite of the movie, vampires suck
flamingo headed gumbo
Antonyms are:
Amazing movie
Fabuolous trend
good use of time
Vampires Suck
chocolate
Must I give an example? I think not, but I will anyway:
Twilight is the worst movie of the 21st century.
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Girl 1: Hey have you seen Becky lately?
Girl 2: No, I lent her my copy of Twilight a week ago and she hasn't left her room since =/
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The book that made my boyfriend believe he was a vampire. Thanks, Stephanie Meyer.
"OMGZILOVETWILIGHT!"
"Uhm, good fer you?"
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A very horrible book written by Stephenie Meyer which brainwahses tweens and stay at home moms into thinking that the perfect man is a controlling liar,and an old cradle robbing vampire. Oh also Bella Swan is a key device that shows all females that they can't do shit for themselves. The man is always right and the woman is weak sexual play toy that must be protected like property.I just want to get out my pots and pans so I can start cleaning when I read this book. Or I might just go to sleep and wait for a vampire to stalk me.
Can i hear a Cullen knows best over here????
"Before you, Bella, my life was like an R rated movie. Very dark, but there were always women- some fat and some skinny but they were all to strong And then you shot across lap like pornstar. Suddently I was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was passion. When you were gone, when you disobeyed me, everything went black. I became angry, but my eyes were blinded by the smell of your blood. I couldn't see the whores anymore. And there was no more reason for me let you do anything for yourself.'"
a quote from twilight that has been edited so you don't get brainwashed
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One of the worst movies ever made about vampires which they don't even show when they suck blood, they just say that they are vampires. In this movie there is the star which his name is Edward and he sucks his father's balls. And Bella is in love with him because he is fast (The effects sucks balls), and he is strong (you can even see sometimes the string!). They're all assholes!! I really don't recommend it!!! You're gonna want to suicide if you watch this movie!!!
Edward: "Say it. Say it outloud!!"
Bella quietly saying: "You're an asshole"
Guy Watching the Movie: "OMG!! This movie sucks!!! And why is this movie called Twilight anyway?!?!?!?!?!"
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