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The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.
Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.
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When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.
My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.
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Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage!
Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable or fruit! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well i didnt think of that!
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When a guy's cock is semi-hard but won't stay up, like a twizzler. A twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won't stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
Girl 1: Did you and Jared finally hook up?
Girl 2: Yeah but he could only get a semi. He had twizzler syndrome.
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A fetish masturbation technique, in which a man lies back on his shoulder blades with his pelvis position directly above his face, in order to ejaculate into his own mouth.
I caught a co-worker doing a vanilla twizzler in the break room.
These two words are used to describe something very desirable (whether it be a food, an object, etc.) that is just out of reach.
I can't afford that video game console right now. Ugh, it's such a Quantum Twizzler!
An Alabama Twizzler is when three dudes twist their dicks together into a rope like a twizzler, and it stretches like taffy.
Dude, me and my brother just had an Alabama Twizzler with my dad.