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Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.
"I totally got tysoned by this guy last night and now im shitting pancakes"
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A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.
Look at that Tyson
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To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
Tall like a tree, and this guy is FUNNY! Loves to party, have fires, fish, AND he fixes things!!!
Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.
He 's got jokes for days.
Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.
I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.
Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!
"Oh look at that bull"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"
noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"
Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"
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Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"
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Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
Me: "And TYSON WINS AGAIN!"
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