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a short bronze skinned freaky deaky man
Jon Tilley is the quintessential umpa-lumpa
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Annoying people who are only in it for themselves, trampling their acquaintances on the way to temporary realization of their short-term goals.
“Matt snagged the chick I was into with his ‘I was a Work Shop swinger’ routine; he’s such an Umpa-Lumpa.”
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Short or very small
Hayley:I made a new friend today, his name is George.
Josh:Really Hayley?! I'm so proud of you. Show me a picture of him.
Hayley:Okay. Hayley shows Josh the photo
Josh:eew! He's such an umpa-lumpa.
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I really knocked up that naughty umpa loompa that lives in the alley last night
The act of masturbation after eating an entire bag of Cheetos.
"So I was sitting in my parents basement enjoying some Cheetos and porn, when i gave myself a umpa lumpa handshake. Let me tell you it was the best handshake ever!"
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Loud Hispanic music with origins primarily in Mexico.
Check out that dude listening to the Umpa Lumpa Music.
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Umpa lumpas are little midgets off willie and the wonka factory and they make their own porn! and adele loves watching it, it turns her on. She well dirty
Umpa Lumpa porn is the stuff that adele watches!
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