Up your jumper

Insult, like 'up yours'. Used by little old cockney ladies in South London.

"Up your jumper you bleedin idiot!"

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up your ass

An apology for clingy or needy behavior such as blowing up someone's phone, or knowingly pestering someone for their attention.

Me: sorry I've been up your ass today.
Friend: thanks, but you need to not text me so much.

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Up Your Donkey

"Up your donkey" is a phrase meaning "Make today count." In other words, the days are numbered, oblivion is inevitable, and therefore live in the moment.

Caroline: Hey, Jacob! Up your donkey!

Jacob: Thanks Caroline! Right back at you.

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up your bum

A limey insult.
Same as the American up your ass, up yours, in your butt.
To tell someone to fuck off, get lost, go to hell.
Often accompanied by an upraised index and fore finger twisted together gesturing a upward thrusting motion.

"Up your bum, you stinky fingered bastard!"

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Up your butt

Another way of saying screw you, fuck you, etc.

Can also be used as, "Up your ass."

Guy #1: Your girlfriend is ugly as butt.
Guy #2: Up your butt, man.

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up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

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Up Your Butt

Another way of saying “fuck you” or “your mom”.

Me: Where’s the other bike?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
Me: Where’s the other bicycle!?
My half-cousin: Up your butt!
My half-cousin’s second cousin: (Laughs really hard)