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Newcastle upon Tyne is the home of artificial sperm. Invented after the sudden decline in Geordie mens libido after Damian Duffs own goal against Aston Villa consigned the once proud toon football club to hell that is the Championship.
Alerted by the realisation of no natural born Geordie offspring being born after March 2010, Newcastle City Council raised council tax by 2.9% to fund research into the crisis affecting Geordie males.
A breakthrough was announced on 8th July, news of which was greeted in the tradional way by the fishwives of the BiggMarket by downing copious amounts of vodka based alcohol, getting jiggy down the alleys near the Quayside and then vommitting on the Grays Monument.
As the artificial sperm was co-developed in Durham, they had the foresight to alter the Geordie genome to prevent their predilection to favour black and white shirts, the 'Mackem mix' as the scientists, called it ensures all future male offspring will naturally wear red and white and seek their way to the Stadium of Light to watch Premiership football rather than Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Peterborough at St James' Park.
Aston Villa Newcastle upon Tyne artificial sperm libido Geordie
25đź‘Ť 54đź‘Ž
a long time ago. old. over with. done. complete. finished.
A: Ay cuz, didnt you go with Shante?
B: Once upon a time, ni**a
A: AHHHHHH, that female is kilt and she 12 to the gallon in the head. She from T.T. West?
B: Hillcrest
A: She go to Bethel High School?
B: Yeah
A: Thats why she kilt... she dun had to man up with everyone from The Block. Ya Boys know her?
B: Naw she aint been arrested
A: tisk tisk
21đź‘Ť 46đź‘Ž
A term typically used by Subarban, middle-class, axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males with metrosexual tendencies before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.
Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun Tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!
Peter: I know.
Johnny: Peace be upon him.
17đź‘Ť 42đź‘Ž
A western from '68, with Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda.
Charles Bronson is the revenger: Harmonica
Recorded in 2D - and the meanest western ever...
"Did you go to see the Avatar in 3D?"
"No i saw Once Upon a Time in the West, it's about a man playing the harmonica, and if that aint country, you can.... "
Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
The definition of “insist” is;
“demand something forcefully, not accepting refusal.“ or
“ demand forcefully to have something.” or
“ persist in doing something even though it is annoying or odd.”
When one says “He insists upon himself” It means they’re are requiring of you to put more effort in understanding their Ambiguousness.
For example, when Jesus Christ tells parables or Socrates ask questions; they are insisting upon themselves, they’re requiring of you to do some thinking in order to understand what’s being taught, instead of giving you literal messages of their rhetoric.
Like in Family Guy, S9, Ep.17; Peter Griffin In thinking his family is going to die, expresses his true feels on the God Father movies
Brian: “Why didn’t like it?”
Lois: “explain yourself”
Peter Griffin: “it insists upon its self, Lois”
Lois: “what does that even mean”
Chris: “cause it has a valid point to make! It’s insisting!”
Chris hits the nail on the head, it’s trying to make a point, it has a message, so it insists upon you to pay attention and think. Peter doesn’t like the film because it’s subtle and doesn’t hold your hand like other films do; telling you what’s going on and having tons of exposition so your not lost.. in other words, Peter is moron who can’t pay attention and has poor deductive skills so he doesn’t understand what’s going on in the film, therefore doesn’t like it.
32đź‘Ť 13đź‘Ž
When you are fucking a girl from behind and right as you are about to cum, she grabs her cheeks and spreads them so you can cum on her asshole while making a wish
Wishing upon a chocolate starfish is the adult version of blowing out candles on a birthday cake, usually with less family around.