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The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.
Can I have a look in your vagina?
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The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of
A girl wearing a skirt kicked the boy in the balls. As he was on his knees holding his balls in pain, he looked up at her. The girl lifted her skirt; she had no underwear on, and the boy could clearly see her vagina opening. He immediately envied her vagina, which never hurt as much as his balls did when kicked.
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looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.
seriously? looking up vagina??? you suck.
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The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex.
However you should NOT call it:
pussy
Squish mitten
happy hole
tight squeeze
Ham wallet
dick hug
or finger hug
The squeeze that pees
fuck bucket
yogurt cup
the Chum tube
the tube with lube
The Tip Pit
the butter pump
The churning urn
the not-a-cat
The slime time
the baby vender
The Stick n’ Slide
Asshole: Hey pretty lady, lemme' see your pussy.
Lady: I left my cat at home, you creep.
Asshole: Bitch, I meant your vagina.
Lady: Fuck off, and leave me alone you disrespectful fuckface.
*Asshole walks away, and the lady has a peaceful night*
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Something my brother hasn't gotten yet in 32 years time.
Update when it has happened!
Vagina, huh what's that? Can you eat it yes! How does it smell? Funky at times..
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A vagina is the best box possible to rap your penis in.
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