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When your a horrible parent because you gave your young child the key to the car, and he takes off driving it down the road, and then you realised you gave him the opportunity to Go Commit Vehicular Manslaughter and that your responsible for them
Ol Denis gave his kid the key fob to his Tesla, well shit, his child's gonna go commit vehicular manslaughter.
A mechanical condition where your car leaks fluids, blows smoke, and makes horrible noises...until you take it to the shop and the mechanic can't find anything wrong with your vehicle. After spending $45 an hour for a diagnostic check which revealed nothing, the vehicle runs perfect.
Customer: "The Check-Engine Light and Service Engine Soon Light both came on. I smelled a burning smell, like something electrical. Then there was this grinding noise on the right side."
Mechanic: "I drove it around for 30 minutes and I didn't hear or smell anything. If you notice anything, bring it back and we'll deduct the price of today's service from the repair."
Customer: "I think my car's suffering from Vehicular Hypochondria! I swear it sounded like it was going to die! Now it's perfect. Go figure!"
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A tactic employed by Trump supporters driving large pickups flying Trump flags, before, during - and probably after - the 2020 presidential election. Blocking highways and bridges, trying to run a Biden campaign bus off the road in Texas, deliberately colliding with private cars, they earn Trump's explicit approval and perhaps exemplify his principles of law and order.
Taking up all lanes of the Interstate, scores of huge white pickups flying Trump 2020 flags made a juvenile show of force, in a primitive attempt at vehicular voter intimidation.
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Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy (VMSP) is an automotive disorder in which an automobile owner repeatedly makes appointments for car trouble (such as strange noises, ignition problems) which then refuse to occur when at the repair shop for diagnosis.
"They brought their Saturn in again for that 'grinding noise.'"
"You can always tell when a couple like that is having troubles — it's totally Vehicular Munchausen syndrome by proxy ."
Adapted to travel in vehicles, specifically pertaining to pets, akin to Domesticated but car-broken instead of house-broken.
My cat Mina has always loved traveling by car --sprawled out on the dashboard-- because she started her vehicularization training early, while just a kitten. She is now vehicularated for gas, diesel and electric vehicles!
When there is a row of cars all traveling at the same speed on a highway with no one in front of them while restricting everyone else behind them from moving forwards freely.
Thanks to those inconsiderate barbarians that decided to create a vehicular cock block I ended up missing my flight.
A form of terrorism in which a perpetrator deliberately rams a motor vehicle into a building, crowd of people, or another vehicle. This attack is made by a loser terrorist who can't drive a motor vehicle if their lives depend on it.
Vehicular terrorism in my freaking town? OVER MY DEAD BODY!