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The running over of a mailbox with a car
Did you see Sofonias run over the mailbox? He committed vehicular mailslaughter."
An extreme traffic jam where every car is so jammed together that you almost feel violated because everyone is practically in each other's ass.
Shit, it's almost five o'clock, hurry up and get somewhere before this turns into a vehicular fuckfest!
I feel like a fucking sardine in this vehicular fuckfest!
when driving, the driver in front of you activates the windshield spray, over-powered spray goes over their car and covers your car hood and windshield in washer fluid (see Japanese porn)
I was driving and was Vehicular Bukkaked by guy in front of me.
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A little known fact about how the White Car is scientifically Faster than the Black Car.
Basically the Black Car is absorbing the sunlight adding a very very miniscule amount of weight slowing down the car by 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH while the White Car is Reflecting the sunlight making it 1/1,000,000,000,000th of a MPH faster!
Jim Crow: "My White Mustang is Faster than your Black Mustang!"
Tyrone Tyson: "Not with your goofy ahh 500 Lb bitch self in it!"
Jim Crow: "That's it, I'm coming back in my 1968 Ford F150 full of ghosts, you're a dead man!"
Tyrone Tyson: "You and your buddies in the big sheets will choke on a High-Explosive Anti-Tank Fin Stabilized Warhead!"
Jim Crow: "My Vehicular Racism shall protect me!"
Tyrone Tyson: "We shall see..."
when your erratic driving causes your passengers to spill food upon themselves
began at a shipping company around the same time as shev and monty
Erratic driving caused several people to spill their food and drinks upon themselves while heading back from lunch. Made national as employees transferred or had business trips to other parts of the country
If you don't slow down around this curve, you are going to cause a vehicular monty.
When a respectful decent place is just too far away, or if the girl is not respectful or decent enough to take back to said place, she is then taken to the backseat(or front seat) where your johnson goes on a single unit Shock and Awe mission on the uterine walls.
So we were at MadMex right, and this Ho-bot wanted to fuck me so badly, again. Rough part is..she's my roommate's ex girlfriend of 3 years. It has nothing to do with my conscience it's just that her place is all the way back in south halls. She starts giving me a footjob under the table outside, and I couldnt take it any longer. I shielded her down calder way, stole the keys (again) to Rich Aveni's (aka poohatch aka asshole)van and threw her in the back. Needless to say it was a textbook vehicular boxslaughtering. She was at Ritenour the next morning for reconstructive surgery.
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Forcing your vehicle into a lane that is already occupied by another vehicle.
Mike -“We have to exit in 200 meters!”
Adam - “I can’t there is a car there.”
Mike - “Vehicular rape them!”