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This is a song about a soda can 🥤dating simulator. It is a good bop listen to it. It’s called Vending Machine of Love
So slot your pennies in the vending machine of love and get the fizzy little minx that you’ve been dreaming of
If your cursed with the thirst of a lonely man
You can get your juices flowing with some only cans
Every glamorous can has a heart to fill
So i hope that you can handle 330mil
So slot you pennies in the vending machine of love
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a band where 2 slipknot founders made a band. BUT THEY ARE NOT SLIPKNOT 2 SO STOP FUCKING COMPARING THEM TO EACH OTHER.
man 1: have you heard of vended?
man 2: yeah, Corey Taylor's son band
man 1: yeah but dont compare them to slipknot, they are completely different from there fathers
Some kid that nearly got star THREE TIMES cause he's so dog shit but somehow he got 2 stars on Untitled Hood
He's a little Thai shitter who plays dh everyday and he got dumped by his gf twice for another dude LL
Vend is my son
Vend has no paypal
Vend gets dumped 24/7
When someone doesn't know anything they will say vending truck. When you see the food truck outside of retail row you would call it a vending truck.
Ryan "do you see that vending truck"
Braxton"ha ha"
Carson "it is a good truck idiot"
When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out
Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night
The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Something that the US military drops to the children of Afghanistan. It usually ends up killing thousands of children each year, which many Americans agree with.
Ex: "Hey David, gonna donate anything to the military this year?"
"I don't know, Bill. Maybe my vending machine! I hear they drop them on children in Afghanistan. Sounds like a great policy!"
"Hahaha!"