adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.
This code is a bit wanky yanky.
(verb) to wanky slam.
The act of swiftly thrusting the pelvic region of a male onto an unsuspecting victim generally during an intense make-out session. This act mainly occurs during a segment of dry humping from one individual to another.
Caution: Double wanky slams may occur.
"Last night while hooking up with Michael, he wanky slammed me.. it was so awkward.. and yet, i loved it."
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The secret, dangerous, fifth teletubby. He's Tinky Winky's cousin. He'll cut you.
Ill pull a Shanky Wanky on you!
Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
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The act of busting a nut because you are angry/upset/mad. Usually crying while doing it under the sheets
Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.
Oh look, Jack is listening to wanky house again...
This Dj is playing wanky house..