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The act of pouring tea onto wasabi. Then you mix it up and divide it into lines. Then with a straw you snort the wasabi to amuse the people around you. May or may not cause the snooter to throw up.
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The kick you get when consuming too much wasabi. The feeling starts with a kick in the nose and spreads through your body until you start feeling comfortably numb.
After adding too much wasabi to the sushi, Tina left this world for a few seconds while she was having an extreme wasabi orgasm.
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A common greeting among people.
Tyler: "Hello Herbert."
Herbert: "Wasabi nigger."
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The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.
When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.
When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.
Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!
Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"
(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?
Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
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The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.
"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."
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