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A term to describe politicians who are environmentally friendly in their speeches (green) but use the environmental issues as an excuse to enforce more government control and restricting private property, thus in reality being socialist (red).
- He has nice visions for the environment but do you realise he thinks you should give up control of your property for this?
- Oh, so he's a watermelon?
- Yes, that's right.
Ashley: whats that?
Emily: its a watermelon
Ashley: oh..whats a watermelon?
A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
The big boobas that are on people with titties
Show me your watermelons
The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.
Watermelon is made when god took a shit watermelons are gods babys they are god them selfs one day we will be praying to watermelons and if you dont than they are going to turn you into stone
watermelon please dont turn me to stone
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Please look up the first definition to the word pineapple and replace pineapple with watermelon.
Hey man, did you see that guy look up the word Watermelon in urban dictionary?
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