weaving

Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.

Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.

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weave

To go to a certain place.

Let´s weave down town

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WEAVE

1. To make up, change or exaggerate a story to get out of trouble or improve your standing with others.
2. As above, but to get into a place or situation that the truth would not allow.

Not to be used during the weave but to explain to friends afterwards.

1. "I weaved to the missus that I was at home last night..." or "It was wall to wall birds last night and I could have shagged half of them...'' would be a weave.
or
"I weaved I got straight A grades on my CV"

2. "We weaved we were a film crew to get into the club"

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WEAVE

to daydream to such a degree as to be momentarily unaware of your immediate surroundings; to get lost in thought; to drift off mentally, albeit briefly.

Everything was thoroughly explained to Joe at the meeting, yet he said he wasn't aware of a thing that was said. The sumbitch was probably weaving!

Joe is such a weave!

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Trump weave

When your leave-out is so bad, it looks like the top of Donald Trump's head

... How the fuck did you leave the house with that Trump weave??

web weaving

Web weaving is a combination of images and stills from film or television, quotes, art pieces, song lyrics, lines of poetry, even film scripts, which have a theme in common. On tiktok these are also known as “sad slideshows”, but most of them originate from tumblr on the early days. Usually the themes or topic on these posts tend to be gut wrenching or extremely sad.

I cried to a web weaving post last night

Titty Weaving

It is the lesbian version of "titty fucking". Instead of a penis sliding in and out of a cleavage it is the act of two sets of tits weaving in and out, rubbing nipples, etc.

"Last night me and my girlfriend were titty weaving and it was awesome"

"She has big tits, I really want to titty weave with her because I'm a lesbian"