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a wedgie is when somone grabs the weiestband of ur underwear and lifts it up in the air. Examples are hanging, atomic and melvin wedgie. Note: To avoid wedgies... Wear Boxers! Bullys wont get u if u wear boxers.. maybe ur friend will for a joke though. if u dont like boxers and still like briefs... WEAR BOXER BREIFS!!! if u dont like the feeling of boxers like me. switch to boxer briefs... they'll think its boxers so u wont get wedgied and they feel like briefs. u can do wat i do. wear briiefs on weekendsa nd boxer breifs at school
Last yeaar when i was in 7th grade. i went over my friend Chaud's house. His parents had left and said they would be back in like an hour or so. So that meant it was just me, chaud and his older bro who was 16. About 10 minutes after his parents left. Chaud had said brb. I was standing in his room waiting for himt o come back. Chaud had came back in the room, snuck up behbind me and pansted me... Hs older bro just runs in the room. knocks me over, and slides my jeans right off..There i was just standin there.. in my tighty whiteys, shirt and socks. *mom made us take off shoes* Chaud had said 'wanna fly' i said 'wat u mean' he then grabbed my tighty whiteys and lifted me up in the air then had placed me on a door hook in his room. He mde me hang there for 10 minutes just laughing. Then he said... he'll let me down if i let him and his bro balltap me 2xs each. Since we were only 12. we werent realy developed so i agreeed. He said i had to call myself a lil fag so i did. ' i said 'ima lil fag' he balltapped me 2 times. His bro balltapped me and hung on me so my underweawr was wayyyyyyyy up in my but. They finally let me down. I fixed my tighty whiteys and had asked for my pants back. They said they woould give them to me later. i said watever since it was only my friend chaud. he was a guy 2 so it didnt matter. I then grabbed his underwera and lifteed him up but he then balltapped me again and i fell. He then gave me an attomic wedgie! my underwera still didnt rip!!!! my underwear was at my neck... i was abt to cry he said ur fine. and let go. i fixed it and he let me wedgie him. i didnt get my pants back until his parents went into the driveway th9ough....now evertime i go over his house he gives me a wedgie. and laguhs at me for wearing tighty whiteys
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those bullies gave me a huge wedgie, and they hung me by the flag pole!
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The yanking of a nerds breifs, thong , or other humiliating underwear. A wedgie is needed to put geeks, dorks, and nerds into place. There are several different types of Wedgies to give, but the number one rule for wedgies is to always give them to nerds in public for excess humiliation:
The Melvin Wedgie: Yanking the front of a nerds underwear to kill their balls (its not like theyre going to need them anyway)
The Thong Wedgie: If the nerd is in a thong grab them by the loops and hang them from a tree by their thong. Eventually their thong will rip and they will fall
The Messy Wedgie: This is my favorite one to give to the nerds. First you give them a normal wedgie then you stuff food down their ass. Its also nice to take pics
The Atomic Wedgie: You yank up they're undies until the waist band is covering theyre heads
The FlagPole Wedgie: In this wedgie you grab the nerds underwear, drag them to your schools flagpole, attach theyre their undies to the pole, and hoist them up into the sky for humiliation. Its best to have them up there naked except for theyre thong
(there r more wedgies)
I just gave that math nerd a wedgie. He cant blame me, he was wearing a thong. I grabbed it, and hooked him up in my locker. Then i gave him a swirlie
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when your underwear goes up ur asshole and it hurts
in the 4ht grade i got a wedgie by a boy at recess
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A childhood prank where one person sneaks up on another, and grabs and pulls up on the whitey tightys, causing pain in the buttcks
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When your boxer shorts get pulled and the cloth gets shoved up the person's ass
I was changing in the locker room when all of a sudden my friend gives me a wedgie and my heart boxers goes up my ass and everyone sawto let everyone see.
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when somebody comes at you and pulls up on your underwear so to cause that person extreme pain.
when my parents went out of town and my messed up friends came over and gave me a wicked wedgie. the worst part is that they ducktaped me outside, took off all my cloths (except the briefs) and then threw a kick me in the balls party. very painful and really embarising
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