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When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, tom and suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
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an act of foreplay in which the male taps his penis repeatedly from inner thigh to opposite inner thigh on another partner, varying speed levels
"babe, i want you to do the windshield wiper to me tonight"
*tap* *tap*
*squeals of pleasure*
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The act of, either voluntarily or involuntarily, ceasing one's life by being hit with either the front or the rear of a moving vehicle, most commonly a Jeep, but occasionally a military tank, APC, or, in rare cases, a transport helicopter. Most commonly heard of in 'First Person Shooter' games like "Call of Duty" and "Command & Conquer: Renegade", but it has been known for this to happen in "Real-Life". But in "Video Games", Windshield-Smearing is sually followed by loud, side-splitting laughter from the 'Smear-er', and loud, audible curses from the 'Smear-ee', both of which will be typed out and posted "in-Game" after a period of about 30 seconds.
Oh my GOD!!! I just smeared a WIndshield!!!
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When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
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blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.
when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".
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When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.
That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.
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When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
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