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The word "Woke" has a very broad definition that is very hard to define. In conservative/right-wing terms, it approximately means "putting politics or sexual education where it shouldn't be." Though it is more often than not used as an umbrella term for anyone who disagrees with them.
Not to be confused with "Awake," which means "aware of what is happening in the world."
See also: "Go Woke, Go Broke," a short rhyme also used by conservatives to describe how a company's profits seem to nosedive when it becomes "woke"." Surprisingly, it's not far from the truth.
Disney has lost more than $40 billion since they went woke. Parents around the world have furiously stood up against them, and many more have vowed to never visit a Disneyland resort ever again in their life.
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"Being completely deranged, hysterical and seeing racism/oppression in virtually everything."
--Paul Joseph Watson
Mathematics be racist. White milk, too. Get woke, yo!
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Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.
"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."
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A term often thrown around by people to note that someone agrees with the same conspiracy theory as them. These people can usually be spotted wearing tin foil hats and complaining that the government won't allow them to collect rain water.
Bill is woke he thinks chemtrails are real because he saw it on YouTube.
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The day a progressive realizes that everything the accuse the right of is actually what they are guilty of.
Glad you finally woke, your ignorance wanted to make me hit myself in the head with a hammer.
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What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called
I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me
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