WOMBAT

An acronym, standing for Women Over Mates Beer And Television

"Is Rowdy coming out tonight?"
"Nah, he's staying in with his woman"
"He's such a WOMBAT these days"

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wombat

mammal: good for eats!

and kids, always remember to eat two wombats a day

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WOMBAT

acronym for Woman Of Magnificent Beauty And Temptation

see also Halle Berry, Keira Knightley, Tyra Banks, Jessica Alba, Anna Paquin, Kelly Hu, Kristin Kreuk and Alyssa Milano

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wombat

A way of intensifying your buzz. Take a big hit of a joint, bong, pipe or any other smoking mechanism, and hold your toke in. While the toke is being held in take a shot of liquor or a big chug of beer. Swallow the liquid then exhale the toke.

Andy: what's up man I got some chronic buds here?

Justin: Right on, I got some whisky.

Both: Yes! Let's do some wombats!

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Wombat

A person who urinates in a public swimming pool.

Look at that little wombat.

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Wombat

An unshaven vagina, often used in reference to Japanese porn.

That girl needs to have her wombat professionally groomed!

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Wombat

The act of pulling your pants below your buttocks and applying your nude buttocks to another person in a ninja-like fashion while simultaneously shouting "WOMBAT!!!".

Mo totally got Geo with a Wombat

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