knob worrying

When a male invades somebody elses personal space in such a way that they feel uncomfortable about the proximity of his knob to their body even though it is not touching them.

At a train station if you wished to follow somebody through the ticket barriers to avoid paying the fare you could knob worry your way through by following them very closly.

Dave: "I went to london last night and knob worried my way through the gates at King's Cross and saved myself a tenner."
Ben: "Cool".

Dave: "I am going knob worrying down the library. Do you want to come?"
Ben: "OK".

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Worry Less

An antidote to “don’t worry,” which is an irresponsible act if you have bills to pay and a family to feed—giving in to more worry doesn’t free you of troubles tomorrow; it only saps more of your energy today.

Worry more won’t add a single hour to your life nor a single centimeter to your height, so why not worry less and cast your cares to Jesus, who promises to provide for those who depend on Him?

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worry cunt

A worry cunt is a man or woman that worries about everything totally out of their own control.

Randy is being such a worry cunt I bet he never sleeps at night

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Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

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no worries beef curries

A Hawaiian Pidgin phrase that is used to say that there is no cause for concern or worry.

sole 1: Ho brah! We wen run out of rice!

sole 2: Eh no worries beef curries, we get one KTA's right down da street.

WHAT ME WORRY?

One of Shakespeare’s lesser know comedies. “What Me Worry” was written following the success of similarly themed works:

"Much Ado About Nothing" (1598–1599)
"As You Like It" (1599–1600)
"All’s Well That Ends Well" (1602–1603)
“What Me Worry” (1604-1605)

The play is sometimes attributed to Alfred E. Neuman.

“A man can die but once, what me worry?” - Henry IV Part II
“What’s done is done, what me worry?” - Macbeth
“Beware the ides of March, what me worry?” -Julius Caesar (this quote has been debated)

Don't Worry About It

A polite way of saying "Fuck off, it's none of your damn business."

Dave: Hey man, what were you all doing in that room back there?

Joe: Don't worry about it!

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