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The yogurt man is a very sexy person made of yogurt that seduces you and brings them to their yogurt strip club to then yogurt the shit out of you ;) until you pass out and turn you into a yogurt stripper. This cult is very exclusive and the yogurt man only chooses who he believes would make the best yogurt strippers it's an honor to be one ;)
Person 1: Oh shit what happened to out bro
Person 2: bro got seduced by yogurt man and is now a yogurt stripper for life :(
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Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.
Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!
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n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.
Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!
A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.
Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!
ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)
I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.
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