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Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.
Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?
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fuck these corporations and their fucking record stores
I don't want my fucking paycheck feeding money whores
these fuckers flood the market with their fabricated shit
and laugh as this pathetic fucking music gets them rich
stay the fuck right out of my life
I don't need your fucking advice
you don't even know what our shit is all about
so don't even try to figure it out
fuck your Spice Girls and your fucking Pearl Jam
it's all a bunch of shit, I say fuck it
Fuck your Dave Matthews and your fucking REM
you god-damned bitch, fucking clueless
KILL YOUR MOTHER RAPE YOUR DOG
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April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.
Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.
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Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.
Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.
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what happens when you have anal sex then the person that is gettin it poops on the penis
"Ahhh"
"Ahhh"
"oh shit"
"i gotta go poop"
aww youchilli on your hot dog
haha
A new add-on to the ever so classic burn list. It now goes like this:
you
your face
your mom
your mom's face
your mom's face on a good day
your neighbors dog
you are my neighbor's dog
random, yes. stupid, yes. fun to use to piss people off? yes.
p1: You are a fat stupid hobo.
p2: You are my neighbors dog. OHHHHH
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To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."
-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009
A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).
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