No one likes you but your ex well today is your day so date your ex🥰
Boy 1: man no one wants to date me
Boy 2: your ex does date her again since it’s date your ex day
Bet
Miss your ex? Today is the day they HAVE to take you back have fun!! October 17th
"Hey babe"
"Excuse me"
"Oh today is national date your ex day"
On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!
Boy: You know we fucking right?
Girl: Your my ex!
Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.
Girl : I mean you do give good dick.
Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!
no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that
On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))
When your dating someone and their poor at the time and a little bit after the breakup they get rich. Time for them to pay you for your broken heart.
"Where's my money?"
"What are you talking back"
"It's national pay your ex day"
"Oh crap I forgot about it. Here's 50$"
October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs
Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy
on november 27 post a pic of ur ex and say why y’all broke up and appreciate them
guy 1: yo it’s national appreciate your ex day
guy 2: ugh fine