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The act of two or more chicks going at each other in the sack.
First guy - "Cinemax was really good last night."
second guy- "Yeah there was a whole lot of snail scootchin'
going on!"
a premature ejaculating micro penis
i really likes this guy but he turned out to be a barking snail
Instead of calling a woman a slut, its a woman leaving a trail of cum behind her
Slut insults you.
yo bitch shut the fuck up, your a walking snail cunt.
The first person shaves off all of their body hair and then covers themself in hand sanitizer. The second person crouches on their ass with a belt around their neck. They ride into the future.
Wife: nothing makes me happy anymore!
Husband: just wet snail me, you’ll feel better.
(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.
(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).
William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.
When you shit your pants and the buldge of shit snails down your pant leg.
When he shit his pants, you could see the pants snail travel down his leg.
Used as the name of a vague sexual act, most often to cover up the fact that one's claims about his or her sex life are contrived.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with that girl from across town again last night! It was pretty kinky."
"Oh really? What'd you do?"
"What'd I do? Oh, um, dude, I was totally...punting the snail."