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A day in which, will live in infamy
“You guys remember what happened on September 17 2002 right?”
“No.”
“Dear God...”
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A day that many fear. A day to end all days. Oh, God. I can see it now.
PERSON 1: Hey, what's the date again?
PERSON 2: It's May 17, 2027--
PERSON 2: Oh no.
PERSON 1: The day has come. It will burn.
*both PERSON 1 and PERSON 2 erupt in flame, and die screaming.*
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national pretend to date your best friend week
spend a week telling people you’re taken to rub in their faces that they’re single
A: Hey, dude, you single?
B: Nah, man, it’s Dec 11-17, i’m taken.
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Usually the birthday of a hoe! His or her name starts with K. They act cool and all but they are just bitches.
“ That girl’s a bitch! She was probably born November 17 then!”
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Where today you get to have a relationship with a discord moderator
Have fun finding one though!
"what's today's date?" -Katherine
"It's March 17 2023" -Sarah
If you feel like she’s the one, don’t chase her, keep your attention minimal until she realizes she wants you too. Being too clingy will never end well.
Hey man, I hear you’re talking to a new chick, don’t forget rule number 17.