Mad Onion

Refers to the ass of a sista with a large ass

Jenny gots herself a mad onion

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onion bagel

When you spread your ass cheeks and stuff cottage cheese up thier then your girlfriend has to hold an empty glass 20 feet away with her mouth and you have to try to piss in it.

You know that girl I just met, she let me onion bagel her on the first night.

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Bloomin' Onion

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette

3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion

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Onion Butt

A Butt so wrinkly that looks like layers of onions.Marco from AIS has this condition.

Mickael Ghorayeb:Look at marco's sexy onion butt.

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Carrots and Onions

To sit in a hot tub with one or more person and just stew.

Hey babe, wanna go carrots and onions with me after dinner?

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glass onion

Something wild and trippy that you look through in the beatles song "glass onion".

Looking through a glass onion

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onion burger

On a large industrial restaraunt grill several peeled and sliced raw onions are thrown with a large helping of lard.

Then a frozen hamburger patty is placed on top of the onions. As the onions burn they give off a nauseating stench that is blown into the outside air by large fans.
The smell is used to attract Okie neanderthals and to sicken passerbys. The buns are then used as sponges to soak up the onion juice as they brown. The onion burger is then assembled, wrapped in paper and placed in a bag.
After leaving the stand you sit in your car and digest this culinary affront. Always save the napkins and bag you will need these shortly.
Here are some other names for this Okie delicacy:
Diarrhea waiting to happen.
Dysentary on a plate.
Bulemic's delight.
The dam buster.
To add to the dining experience most of these onion burger stands do not have bathrooms.

Bob: "Are you hungry?"
Sally: "Well not too much, but I haven't puked yet today so we can get an onion burger."
Bob: "That's a great idea! I have been a little constipated lately."

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