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Bunk artist

Someone who has great aptitude, skill and athleticism to traverse by Train or Subway without paying any fares

How are you gonna get from Barking to Notting Hill Gate with no money? I'm a Bunk Artist bruv

by Lgstar January 25, 2023


yolo artist

someone who claims to be good at art and living

ron burgandy is a yolo artist

by radchad9999 August 10, 2018


TikTok artist

A person pursuing a music career who makes one song that gets popular on TikTok. When somebody says "Hey, you're the guy who made that TikTok song!" there's no going back after that. People are so used to hearing just one part of the song that the other parts don't even reach their ears, instead go up their nostrils.

Credit to TommyNFG

Guy 1: Oh my god!! I just met the TikTok artist who made that "insert overused song here song!

Guy 2: I don't fucking care

by AidenTitanic282 January 13, 2023


Slack artist

Flaking on a friend invite.

My boi benji was being a slack artist when he didn't accept my friend invite.

by SCOOTS4LIFE February 15, 2016


dick-up artist

A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place

I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills

by D Flawless July 19, 2021


tattoo artist

An artist who support ukraine

Tattoo artists would like tattoos

by VivP June 8, 2022


Fakeup artist

Someone (usually very gay) who actually could be described as a legitimate makeup artist and doesn’t choose to Identify as one. In most cases they are the subject and will not be bothered to paint any face but their own. Your experience will not be personalized and you will not receive any advice from a fakeup artist. Their knowledge of beauty is self-benefiting - not carelessly provided during your very rushed consultation.

The term was first coined in or around 2009 by 2x Sephora university graduate and smashbox-certified Kyle Brylin while helping* as a color consultant for the LUXURY retailer. Every single product touched his psoriasis-prone face and he kept his favorites very near and dear to his heart and only his heart. Every single client received the exact same product recommendations or as he liked to call it, formula: the most expensive options and double-up on both. (Ex: Yes, you do need two foundations because we currently carry two that are over $60. And Yes, you do need two foundation brushes; one for skincare and another for complexion and other monetarily-

*Kyle Brylin typically refers to what is commonly called “working” as “helping” to bring awareness to the fact that his attendance is a choice made by him and not an employer.

“From one fakeup artist to another: I don’t give a fuck what you beat your face with and I’m certainly not going to waste my tips and tricks on you or your clientele. However, please continue and tell me again what you learned from Laura mercier that i will add to the secrets in my hair and never share with another soul for forever.”

“I’m really bad at faces.” - Kyle Brylin

by blackenedsicken June 12, 2022

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