Not wanting to do Something or attend something.
John: u tryna go to the party at 8?
Mike: I’m bald.
Another example:
Mike: u wanna go swimming
John: I’m bald
When a person does not want to do something or attend something
Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8
John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald
Another example:
Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald
To be annoying or just plain stupid/idiotic.
Oh my gosh you’re so bald.
When you have no hair
or you're just kaito
Kaito is so fucking bald holy shit
someone that looks like Theo Karapenis
im an innovator babeeeeeeeee- Theo Karapenis- the bald
When you're acting like the guy who stole The Rocks shiny head (creatue)
David's Head.
When your head is shinin' from the sun.
Being bald is crazy. That head is shining. Bald behavior. Being Bald immediately gives you negative rizz.