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An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.
Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman
When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!
To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
"I would totally batman dat gilf"
To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.
Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.
(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.
Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(
The batman funny asf specially if she hates Batman an loves Spider-Man.
While fucking a girl from behind grab a flashlight in the corner of the ceiling pull
An unstable orphan in a bat costume
Guy: Hey Bruce! Knock knock
Bruce: Who's there?
Guy: Not your parents *Dabs*
Bruce: *holds back tears* thats not funny Maurice
*”Batman” goes on to spend insane amounts of money to be a superhero to fight crime as a coping mechanism for his parents murder*
Batman is a superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. The character was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger, and debuted in the 27th issue of the comic book Detective Comics on March 30, 1939. In the DC Universe continuity, Batman is the alias of Marc, a wealthy Trinidadian playboy, philanthropist, and industrialist who resides in Gotham City.
Marc is Batman
He will always be Batman
Marc is the Dark Knight