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He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.
Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.
Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.
Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.
*a random thug yells*
Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!
-30 seconds later-
Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.
*Batman right behind him*
Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.
Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*
(A vigilante that hides in the shadows) He fights crime while struggling with throat cancer and hides behind trash cans after throwing a smoke bomb to make him self look cool.
An expression that people use when they don't know what to answer back.
Person 1: Oh my! How did you do that?
Person 2: Because I'm Batman
When you are fucking a GILF from behind and the old woman skin on her arm starts to sag until it looks like batman's cape!
To successfully do this one should put up a lap behind oneself so you get a shadow that appears to be the bat signal on the wall.
"I would totally batman dat gilf"
To horrifically commit a murder of two wealthy parents, leaving a single child alive to be an orphan.
Dude I got in a horrible accident on the way here, totally batmanned this kid.
(verb) a term used when the person you are texting suddenly disappears from the chat, without telling you why or that they were gonna leave.
Person 1: we were talking and then he just batmanned on me 😔
Person 2: NO WAY, how dare he batman on you. >:(