bird bath

it is a quick washing of the genitals just to make them fresh in the chance you may get action. bird bath b/c it is a small bath and b/c if you wanted to you could dip your balls in a bird bath (or the sink) and wash them. The intent is to wash away potential ball sweat which can dissuade a lady from give a bj

Werd, I will meet you at the bars, I just got to take a quick bird bath.

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bird shit

The feces emitted from the rear of a bird. It’s white and fun to look at.

Bird 1: man i need to shit
Bird 2: well then do a bird shit
Cow: I wish i could do a bird shit :(

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free bird

1. A kickass song by Lynyrd Skynyrd that features some great slide guitar and a five minute guitar solo.

2. The tradition of shouting this song as a request when attending a concert, regardless of whether the performer is a musician or not. This tradition is mostly carried on by idiots who don't even know what they're yelling or why.

(Note: do not utter this phrase in the presence of Bill Hicks.)

Free bird. And in the beginning there was the word "Free bird" and "Free bird" would be yelled throughout the centuries. "Free bird", the mantra of the moron! "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". If we keep yelling this, one day we'll be funny. Keep doing it. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird". We will sit at the feet of Kevin Matthews. "Free bird", "Free bird", "Free bird".

-Bill Hicks.

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ghetto bird

police hellicopter.

we was gettin' chased by a ghetto bird,dogg.

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Bird turd

Semen that lands on someone when shot from a balcony or rooftop.

Oh shit, did I just get hit with a bird turd?!

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keekee bird

Semi-mythical bird often found in the far north of Alaska and Canada. It is often found when temperatures dip below -20 degrees below 0, and while it is never seen it is easily recognized by its call:

"Kee-Keee-Keee-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

It can sometimes be found much further south than its normal range, migrating the during winter months.

Overheard in Alaska:

"Hey, PVT. Jones, we need a new box of grid squares; go see the supply SGT."

"You got it, Sarge." Opens Door. "KEEE-KEEE-KEEE-RIST ITS COLD OUT HERE!"

Sarge: "Looks like you just found the KeeKee Bird!"

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Bird Droppings

The female act of depositing the males semen on to the male, preferably on chest or lower torso, after sexual intercourse.

Cody: Did you hear what Sarah did to Brandon last night?
Keeley: No?!
Cody: She totally gave him bird droppings!
Keeley: Eurgh, that's gross dude!
Cody: Yeah, but sensual...

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