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A alternative to your mom, your sister, your grandma, and your dad.
Teacher: What are you doing?
Whore at school: Your Brother
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brother arab
how a muslim african americain is called
-hey sup brother rab? what a fuccin barbecue, want sum pork chops?
-...
-what?
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Bunch of faggots who take it up the ass everynight. When one of them takes it up the ass, their moans and screams make up a song
Joe: (thrusting Nick up the ass) comeon man think of something
Nick: "OH jESUS" "I love it" "oh god" "love me some more"
Other Jonas: Good work Nick, nice lyrics. Now you 2 pump me in the poop-chute and i'll think of a chorus :)
(After 2 hours of intense anal action, the Jonas Brothers has thought of another shitty ass love song)
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The three male offspring of a father obsessed with The New Kids on The Block. Currently in his midlife crisis, he misses The New Kids on The Block so much that he drinks because of it. One day he got too drunk and decided to bring back The New Kids On The Block.... Through his children. Through a series of rape, incest, and brainwashing, he turned his kids into The Jonas Brothers, Three kids who were brainwashed into thinking they are The New Kids on the Block. They are now signed up to the disney channel and only appeal to pedophiles and mormon children.
Pedophile: DAMN!!! them Jonas brothers are sexy! I sure wish I was their father.
Mormon kid: Yayy the Jonas Brothers are my favorite band, their so hardcore. I like them because my mom wont let me listen to satanic music like Green Day or Coldplay.
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The Jonas Brothers are like sneezing puppies- at first they're cute, but the longer they sneeze, the worse they sound and the more horrible they look.
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"He who fucks your sister" or "He who fucks my sister"
"This is John, my brother-in-law."
"You mean 'he who fucks your sister'?"
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When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.
Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...
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