Toe Eyed cabbage

an ass hole who can't come up with an original insult to save his/her life and eat's unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

Person 1:"you look like shit today"

Person 2:"listen here you toe eyed cabbage i didn't get put on this damnable planet so you could spew unoriginal insults at me i hope you stub your toe while you look for your snack of unseasoned chicken dipped in vinyl paste

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Cabbage-patchy

Any living being with scrunched facial features much the same as a cabbage patch doll.

Man, Thomas, you sure look cabbage-patchy today with your cheekbones inside your eye-sockets.

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Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing. Used as an insult.

Person 1: Get out of here you monster!

Jersey Person: Don't tell me what to do! You're garbage! You're Muff Cabbage!

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Cabbage Baby

1. Can be used to refer to a cabbage patch doll

2. A term used to refer to seemingly innocent yet provocative women. What all men desire, a woman who is pure and sexy.

Bill, did you see that Cabbage Baby standing outside the coffee shop? She was hot AND not slutty.

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Cabbage blaster

A term for butt. Was first featured on Family Fued. With the prompt: We asked 100 women, if you are looking for a big ___. Then I'm your girl.

Cabbage blaster (butt) was the #2 answer on the board.

Girl are you German? Because I want to sauerkraut that cabbage blaster.

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cabbage patch kids

A useless, overpriced doll.

<child> MOMMIE I WANT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS!!1!!
<mother> Forty dollars, what the hell?!

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Foo Foo Cabbage

Another term for a VAGINA.

me: "hey, how's your foo foo cabbage doing?"
meghan: "pretty goood! nice and clean."
rachel: "mines not, i have blue waffle.."
me: "fucking grosssss!"