The term "Captain Assclown" would be the king of all assclowns. A person who for many years has contantly proven him/herself as an idiot or useless being.
"Bush is the Captain Assclown of USA" would be an example of this word even though it as an opinion and not proven to be fact, it is still an example of this word.
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Receiving fellatio or head while eating a hot pocket, usually a hot pocket with cheese in it.
yeah that hoe gave me a captain planet last Sat.
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someone whos dick is formed in a hook shape.
GRL 1:holy shit did you see jake cohens pee pee?
BOY 1: yeah man he has a captain hook!
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The show even used some song from the New Kids on the Block as the ending theme. I believe the song was titled "Step by Step" or "Gonna Get to you Girl", or something like that.
Damn that Captain Planet cartoon was incredibly gay.
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A person who is always complaining about the enviroment and advising you to do something progressive or for the greater good.
"Hey, stop littering your twinkie wrappers!" "Take it easy, Captain Planet."
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when recieving head, you jizz in their eye then walk behing them and flop you dick on their shoulder and squack like a parrot
dude, this girl wasn't givin good head so i gave her the captains parrot
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Captain K can sing the Carmen Sandiego theme song.
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