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When you are in your late 20s about to hit 30 you are considered a baby cougar in training. Meaning that from age 30-32 you have a leeway period that allows you to transition into your new role as a cougar.
Damn your about to be 30 and a baby cougar in training. It’s all good though you have a 2 year leeway period until your 32
V. When a younger guy asks an older woman to go on a date
Guy: Hey what are you doing tonight
Girl: Going to play bingo, besides I'm to old to hang out with you
Guy: No you're not, you should cougar-me-up tonight
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A date that takes place during lunch in which one is exploring if there is a romantic match between a woman in her 40s with a younger male with a good W2.
Male: I just got asked out on a Cougar Lunch Date, maybe it will lead to some afternoon delight.
I don't feel like taking him out to dinner, I'll just take him out on a Cougar Lunch Date for some drinks.
Ladies, let's meet for a Cougar Lunch Date.
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A cougar in the hortizontal position recieveing boxed wine wine from the spout.
Janice was laying on her back across the kitchen counter and asked to have the sweet red wine poured from the box directly into her mouth. She roared cougar keg stand!!!
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The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status
Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"
Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.
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Any scar or open wound in the shape of a sratch from any of the large cats. Normally obtained by dumping a moped and being burnt by the motor.
Did you see bones'leg? He told me that he was riding his moped when a cougar chased him. He was able to kick it in the face to stop it but not before he took a serious slash.
That's bullshit man. He got that cougar wound when he ate shit at Seymour Ducks?
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An older woman who unintentionally becomes a cougar when she is crushed up against a younger man on a crowded train or bus.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like perfume! Guy 2: Yea, man, the subway was packed this morning. I was embraced by a rush hour cougar!
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