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The cursed banana is the act of eating a banana slowly while looking into the eyes of your enemy
Mike: why are you running away from Bill?
Tom: Because he pulled the cursed banana on me!
All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.
Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.
Witches are an abomination against God.
All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.
Law.
When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.
Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.
When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse
When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.
Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.
All deaths are final.
Bye, fuckers.