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A dance you accidentally start doing when all bathrooms are taken and you have diarrhea nearing the edge of your asshole.
Usually involves swinging of the arms and dramatic walking.
My brother is hogging one bathroom, immersed in his copy of Ender’s Game. Bet he isn’t even shitting!
My father is showering in the other bathroom, and he keeps the door locked! God fucking damnit I need to shit so bad.
Ooogaaa ogaaa— Ah shit it’s coming man. Oh god I’m beginning to diarrhea dance all around the living room. This is so embarrassing. We even have guests over.
A dance method in which the hips, legs, butt and chest are moved to imitate the flawless dancing Shakira does in her music videos. Also, dances even better to Spanish music or songs with a Spanish accent on them. Fluently speaks the Spanish version of the song as well.
Man, Beyonce really knows the art of Shakira Dancing. Watch some of her concerts and you'll understand.
An apocalypse themed dance.
The basic idea is that the world is coming to an end because of our preconceived notions of gender and sexual identity. The only way to save the world is for every one to throw away their ideas of gender and participate in one epic dance. Participants are encouraged to dress as if they just walked out of the Apocalypse, to cross dress, or to experiment with their own costume ideas.
The idea originated in 2008 when the Gay-Straight Alliance of a small independent school in northwest Ohio wanted to come up with an original idea for a school event that would interest the broader student body. Originally titled "Apoca-Rave", but later changed to "Apoca-Dance" to avoid the negative connotations of drugs and sex attached to the title "Rave".
Are you going to the Apoca-Dance next weekend? I heard it is going to be AWESOME!
Jacob told me he is going to dress as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show for the Apoca-Dance, but I think I'm going to stick with my original idea and come as a zombie.
Guys, if we don't all go to the Apoca-Dance, the world is going to end.
the song that originated in the UNUS ANNUS video "we make DIY cheese"
now illegal and sacrilege it only lives on in our hearts
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of Italy howowowo
its the dance of i-ta-ly howowowo
The dance one does in celebration of winning a presidential election
"Dude, I saw this Youtube video of Obama poll dancing backstage after giving his presidential address. Funny shit, man."
"Wow, I didn't know Obama was so talented. I guess social laws are going to be a LOT looser than before."
"Naw, man. Not THAT kind of pole dancing."
^^FOXEH^^
The Garth dance is a ritual of seduction that is performed to "foxy Lady" and involves much pelvic thrusting.
"SHWING!"
The Garth dance will make anyone SHWING.
a dance of presumably Dutch heritage, commonly performed by only the most professional highschoolers in Holland, Michigan. Once you dutch dance, and persevere through weeks of walking around in wooden torture devices, your legacy of greatness is forever upheld as generation after generation look up to your great act of selflessness. Not to mention, who doesn't look great in a little Dutch boy costume? Dutch Dance - A Club for the Finest
After Omar joined Dutch dance (an extremely intensive legit sport), his life was forever changed for the better, and he prospered and bloomed like a beautiful tulip.