Chocolate Dragon

One of the MANY synonyms for "Poop". This is just one of hundreds.

Dude#1: "Guess what I did last night?"

Dude#2: "After Taco Bell? What?"

Dude#1: "I Dopped the biggest chocolate dragon ever man!"

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bearded dragon

Unshaven Asian Vagina

I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon

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Spyro the Dragon

Vare fun PS1 game`s there are 3 in the triligy(3 good ones atleast)But then insomniac had to give up the lisens to unaversal. Then unaversal put spyro on a tabal aimed there Crap-to-mizer and shot spyro and now all the games are capetastic

Heres how it happend
one monday*universal bust down the doors to the office armed with AK-47`s*
universal leader:OMFGZORZ G00Z G37 TEH FING SPYRO LISENS LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ!!!!!111!!111!!1
PERSON FORM UNIVERSL:*HOLDING DOWN INSOMNIC LEADER AT GUN POINT* LOLZLOLZLOLZLOLZ GO GET TEH FING spyro the dragon OR 1 BLOW YOUZ HEAD OFF!!!!!!111!1!!1!
Thats how spyro games came to suck starting with season of ice.Lets take a moment to remember back when there where good.

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Double Dragon

Slang for viral gastroenteritis given to Sailors who tend to pick up the virus in Asian liberty ports. It is an inflammation of the intestine caused by a virus. The symptoms usually include abdominal cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and vomiting and normally last about 12-24 hours.

Also known to infect cruise ships where close quarters and a failure of passengers to wash their hands leads to wide infection.

Seaman Timmy is down with the Double Dragon. If he continues to try and hydrate with Monster he will need an IV.

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Steel Dragon

The best band ever from the best movie ever, Rock Star. Marky Mark represent!

Stand Up and shou-out! Stand Up, Stand Up, come on and let it out. Isn't that song by Steel Dragon? Fuck Jen Aniston

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Kiss of the dragon

The dipping of a penis into a shot of alcohol prior to consuming it.

Hey Chris, my tip kinda burns from that kiss of the dragon!

You should probably pour your own shot because Brian is known for surprise kiss of the dragons.

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zipper dragon

the act of ones erection getting caught in their pants' zipper after sex and accidentally shooting cum

Timmy got a zipper dragon after a long night of non consensual sex with 3 hot chicks

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