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When a moustachio'd fellow is such a douche that his moustachio'd face is said to have a moustache of it's own
That cop was such a tool that his moustache had a moustache!
Bill: What's wrong with Mike?
Steve: Something crawled up his ass, I think his boyfriend made him the power bottom...
Bill: Yeah his moustache has a moustache!
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Contacting old flames in chronological order
Did you get to Rebecca yet on your romantic chrontact list? She loved to toss your salad
To be simultaneously excited and frustrated about a particular event, most frequently in reference to sexual desire or tension.
Rodrigo was psychstrated when his girlfriend promised to give him a threesome as soon as he gave her a ring.
It was psychstrating for John to watch Maria leave the party with her friends, but he knew she would be calling him later to hook up.
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a mythical endangered bird, similar to a Cassowary or Emu.
I held a benefit with many celebrities in attendance to support the CReSwu. Angelina Jolie donated $10,000 and a 200-acre CReSwu sanctuary in Kentucky.
The 'right thing to do', what a Jedi master would default to every time
The unique feeling of finding cash in a random place that you had forgotten about altogether.
I had complete buxtasy when I found that Hamilton in the back pocket of my jeans last night.
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One that is, and often should be, involved in many social gatherings, happenings and general goings-on. This individual, though frequently without effort or understanding, is the center of the party, and is, by a matter of course, always consulted before any proceeding of a social nature. This person is, by definition, the SHIT.
Kelly: Hey Stacey, let's see what Steve's doing tonight.
Stacey: Yeah, he's probably got a great party planned; what a social INcast! (Giggles uncontrollably).
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