A party where there is no alcohol available; Somewhere you don't want to be.
If I would've known he was throwing a dry party, I would've brought my own booze or stayed home and watched cartoons.
Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.
My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er
Hammering someone's asshole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurebale experience to the hardcore butt fucker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo
Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.
Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.
A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.
Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.
Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you
My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!
Oh have you heard about kristi chorus? She is such a dry slut... (NATRAC)