Dry Party

A party where there is no alcohol available; Somewhere you don't want to be.

If I would've known he was throwing a dry party, I would've brought my own booze or stayed home and watched cartoons.

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Dry humping

Sex with clothes on, so not really sex at all. Often results in downstairs bruising/ inability to sit down for the woman. Even the morning after.

My boyfriend and I did some dry humping, making lots of noise on both our parts. Oo-er

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Dry Bumming

Hammering someone's asshole without the use of lube. Commonly a pleasurebale experience to the hardcore butt fucker but now creeping into the hetro hardcore lingo

I'd dry bum her mate;

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dry bones

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

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Dry David

A Dry David is basically the exact opposite of a WET WILLY. It is were you stick your finger in a victim's ear and stwist it around violently. But your finger is not wet so it hurts.

Last night I gave my teacher a Dry David.

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Dry Shower

Masturbating in the shower without letting the water touch you

My wife caught me taking a dry shower the other day!

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Dry Brushing

The act of brushing ones teeth with no toothpaste on the brush to get rid of loose plaque or other substances on the teeth. After, you brush your teeth normally (with toothpaste) to whiten.

Dry brushing gets all the gunk of your teeth so the whitening stuff in tooth paste works better.

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