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another way of saying "the dude" but in a more classy way if you're into all that
His dudeness has arrived
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The hottest guy ever. His schlong is soooooo huge.
Holy fuck I wanna fuck the postal dude so bad im sooo hoeny for him rn aaaahhh yes daddy mmmph~
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the safe and healthy assumption that the hot chick you might be talking to online is in fact a dude. hence, "default-dude."
taking this approach to online chatting will provide an iron defense against embarrassing homosexual accidents of all kinds.
always remember: when in doubt, default-dude
jeremy: man, I met this HAWT chick on omegle last night! she sent me pics and everything!
cuong: dude, i hate to burst your hard-on, but you've forgotten: default-dude!
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A novelty playing card with an erotic picture of a dude on the back, typically spread eagle with well orchestrated junk presentation. Often given as a gag gift to females but more appropriately hidden in bags/clothing/rooms of dudes for later accidental enjoyment.
Verb form: The act of placing a dude card in someone's gym bag or room. To be "dude carded."
Phil hid a dude card in my gym bag and my mom found it and yelled at me for being gay.
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Two dudes are causing a nationwide crime wave. Whenever an assault victim is brought into the ER and the cops show up to take the crime report, the alledged perps are always 'two dudes" and the victim was always just "minding my business" If only we could incarcerate these nefarious "two dudes" crime rates would fall drastically and more people would be free to "mind their own business"
I was just minding my own business when these two dudes put a cap in me
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An alternate way of saying "sup dude" but when you're high af. Keep in mind your voice has to sound like you have a penis In your rectum and you have to smoke good weed for the best results.
*hits blunt*
Stoner 1: Suh Dude
Stoner 2: Dude, Suh
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