eric's dick

1. The smoothest cock in the world. The highest hyperbole one can give something is to say that it is as _____as Eric's dick.

Jack: How about that sun, huh?

Kevin: Yeah! It's as bright as Eric's dick is smooth.

Jack: You can say that again! Eric's dick is SO smooth!

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eric douche

a russian who is a complete asshole. see also douche.

"hey you wanna go out tonight?"
"no thank you i rather be eric douche and hit on internet girls."

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Alexis+Eric

The most perfect couple in the world! They will spend their whole lives together. Everyone is jealous of them. The are so hot and perfect!

I love Alexis! Alexis+Eric forever!

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eric lee

the baddest ass mother fucker alive

aka: brocuz!!!

Guy: Dude! is eric lee yo brocuz!

WHK: hell yeah!

Guy: DAmn! that nigga is beastin!

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Eric Whang

A Chinese martial arts (Wushu) legend and prodigy who has widespread influence in mainland China and Hong Kong.

Eric Whang is my hero!

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hail Eric

Greeting often given to Spanish lambretta riders (servetta) when two like minded people meet

That's a nice eric you have there mate, glad it's not a chicken coop, hail Eric.

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Eric and Rachel

Amazing. The best thing since sliced bread. Even better than sliced bread because you can slice your own loaf of bread, but you can't make your own Eric and Rachel. Getting Eric and Rachel is like winning the lottery.

Thats Eric and Rachel

Eric and Rachel are amazing

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