I got my chirstmas eve presents
HOW ALR?
She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly
Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out
Eve Williams -nah cba
Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys
Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag
1. said to a woman when she announces something ironic right before something drastic occurs
*common in bad scary movies
2. referring to eve from genesis. it is play off the saying "that's what she said" but for the modern age catastrophe
being with a friend and she says "I wonder what herpes looks like", I reply "that's what eve said" then bam two weeks later she has herpes.
That bitch that said, "I wonder what happens when we eat these apples..", and we get kicked out of the garden of eden type of shit..
an american motocross safetyy equipment company
EVS sports has been around since 1985
this girl has a crush on probably the ugliest guy and sucks at math. she gleeks a little too much and she has a really good shrek impression.
person 1: why is ev s galloping around like a horse girl
person 2: man, i don’t know, that’s just ev s!
Incredibly beautiful, sweet and lovely all the way around. Never let this person go.
Wow. Did you meet eve jobs. She is so smart and beautiful.
Ev is the name of a super cool awesome person. If u know an Ev u should tell her how amazing she is :)
"Bro Ev is the best"
"Yeah man and she's way taller than Kai"