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A cursed day on March 26th where you are haunted by the memories of your exes. Signs might include a text from them or even a dream. Most likely a nightmare.
National ex day is today. Yikes.
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Ex-best friends are worse than enemies. At least your enemy cares enough to hate you.
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When a girl makes very noticeable changes to her appearance (ex. dying or cutting her hair, wearing particularly sexy clothes) before meeting up with her ex-boyfriend - who is usually the one who left her - a short period of time after the break up to "grab a coffee" or "get her stuff back". This is supposed to have the effect of a shock for the guy, who feels like he's already missed out on a lot and like she's doing great and moving on without him. The goal is to make him ultimately regret his decision.
We were supposed to go to a cafe today to "talk about it", but I bailed because I want Sarah to dye my hair before the next time he sees me, so that the Ex-Girlfriend Effect is be complete.
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Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).
Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."
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Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.
Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.
anex best friend is someone that used to your best friend. and that person used to be your ride or die, a person to talk to.
then they did something to hurt you, and that's how they became an ex best friend.
you wish you still had them through your hard time like they had you through there hard times
person 1 :what happen?
me: they hurt me
person 2: im sorry
me: its fine shes just an ex best friend
when a group of your ex-girlfriends get together
You really want to avoid an ex-girlfriend junction
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