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half a heart

half a heart means your crazy obsessed with me no questions asked.

she/he took a picture with half a heart meaning she/he is obsessed with me.

by quandale dingle berry the 14th May 31, 2022


Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 11, 2010


dumb and a half

when someone so dumb says/does something that is just too stupid for even them and takes their stupidity to a new level

person 1: bro, what happened to your microwave?

person 2: it blew up, i left a fork in there and turned it on

person 1: WOW! your dumb and a half!

by cameltoexofxcamelot May 31, 2011


Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.

friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.

by urbancurryman June 13, 2020


half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.

"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."

by Drippingsouls November 22, 2015


Half track

Half an 8 ball of cocaine

Ace bought a half track of blow

by Teenersk1 December 27, 2018


Half is Thirteen

Expressed in a mathematical, H= 1+3. H represents the level of intoxication of an individual, while 1+3 denotes the minimum level acceptable under Beac law. The variables 1 and 3 are dynamic and increase over the course of the drinking period, until H is equal to way too many numerical values.

Person A: How was last night?
Person B: Dude, H was definitely = to 1+3 last night.
Person A: Cool story bro. And what you up to tonight?
Person B: Gonna rage. H will equal all kinds of different numbers.
Person A: Makes sense. After all, Half is Thirteen.

by D.J.Oco October 09, 2012