clam kick

When a woman gets kicked in her genitals.

"Did you see that cat fight yesterday? That bitch got clam kicked!"

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disco clam

To be woken up early in the morning in a state of complete confusion

I woke up in a disco Clam!

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Drain the Clam

Slang for Female Urination.

Katie: "Hey Teresa, you ready for another beer?"

Teresa: " Yea, I just need to Drain the Clam first."

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clam-hat

Clitoris

Her clam-hat is red and swollen

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Bearded Clam

Australian bar slang for a pint of coca-cola without ice.

I'll have a round of Bearded Clam thanks... I said Bearded, get that fucking ice outta there bitch.

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Clam Stamp

To gently place your vagina on you sleeping partner's forehead in an effort to leave a short-term, sloppy impression. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their forehead you say, "You've been stamped!"

Like a snail, Lynn mounted John's head and left a wet, sloppy clam stamp.

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afro clam

Female sex organ:vagina/pussy

The gynecologist pried open the afro clam with his speculum

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