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when you're getting a blow job, and your about to blow your load, you turn around, stick your cock between your legs, and as you blow your load, you shat on the bitches forehead
yo bro, i gave that white bitch a wicked indian cumshot
she looked total indian after
When you are smoking a bowl and you use a whole piece of tissue paper to cover the mouthpiece. Then wrap the stem of the bowl with the rest of the paper. The tissue acts like a blanket going around a baby(your bowl). The Tissue catches any ash that would have went into your lungs becuase of shake or keefy weed or whatnot.
Person 1- "Yo do you have any bud for the concert?"
Person 2- "Yeah but its almost all shake."
Person 1-"Its ight we can smoke the nugs and then Indian Blanket the rest."
Person 2- "Oh gawsh ya sooo smart!"
A group of 3 or more sleazy Indian men.
‘I went to get a drink at the bar but there was a rape of Indians staring at me’
Based off the incredibly offensive phrase, "Indian Giver", which means someone who gives something, only to take it back.
One time a "friend" posted the funniest gif ever. **EVAR**! So I called my dog over to check it out...but instead of pure joy, my dog had a puzzled look on his face. Why is my dog not dying of laughter--something isn't right?! I looked back at the screen only to find the gif has been deleted! What sort of devilry could possess a person, no, a SCOUNDREL...to delete comedy gold, for no good reason?!? WHO COULD DO SUCH A THING?! WHOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!???
An Indian Gifer, that's who.
Curry Powder and Sugar with a Small Mixture of Cocaine
Ay you got summa dat Indian Dream
While standing with a group of people conversing, you suddenly shit onto the floor without missing a beat in the conversation. This must be in a standing position, just like they did in the old days.
Me: So, I was out with this slut the other night.
You: Yea, she is a slut, I have fucked her so many times....
(You shit on the floor)
You: Next time I'm going to dip my hand in the honey pot!
Me: Dude, you just literally shit on the floor like an Indian would. That was a hell of an Indian plop!
You: Word!
The certain hour when all the indians flood into the public pools.
Very annoying when lifeguarding
Lets leave, because Indian hour starts in 30 minutes.