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what i say when im lazya nd dont want to say everything i have planned
me and emily are going to hang out and maybe go somewhere and stuff and junk
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A facial gesture in which eyes become inexplicably larger than normal, fake smile contains Christmas-morning appeal and appears to be surprisingly genuine, albeit classically creepy.
The Junk Kicked Smile is found when a picture take-ee experiences some sort of breath-taking phenomenon - such as a Junk Kick - right before the click. Very difficult to fake as one then must remain in freeze frame until the photo is complete.
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Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat
It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.
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man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising
He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"
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When one consumes so much junk food that the following day he or she feels still feels full, nauseous, sick, bloated and/or like crap. This usually occurs during but is not subjected to holidays such as; Christmas and Halloween.
Josh: Dude, what’s wrong with you?
Mike: Oh man, I ate so much at Christina’s party
yesterday. I think I have a junk food hangover.
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A TV show showing a bunch of people who like to put their hands in a bucket of warm, black old motor grease.
In these kinda shows, they often, during some sort of a challange or competition, show some basic practical engineering deployed on some junk and turn it into something that does some kind of a job.
Junkyard Wars (USA), Scrapheap Challange (UK) and Monster Garage (USA), to name a few...
Sometimes cool, sometimes stupid but a pretty good method to loose some time staring at the TV, overall...
They would become obsolete anytime soon, just like the "Robot Arena" (and similar RC cars bashing formats) show has been whiped out of the small screen.
I wonder what they do with those freak machines after the Junk Show is over...
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(verb) When someone sends you a text or email or calls you on the phone and uses the words Greg Oden's junk in a discrete manner.
(noun) What it sounds like.
He called me on the phone and Greg Oden's junked me before I could hang up on him.
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