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Close Keys

That moment when you text fast but accidentally press the letter next to the letter that you were trying to text. So it comes out like thia. (This)

(In a text message)
Boy: Wassup giirll
Girl: I'm doing food
Boy: You could Do something else iykyk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: oops haha close keys I was trying to say good.
Boy: Ohhh ok cool nvm bout that last text.

by Jrboy_ftw April 15, 2020


Tsukishima Kei

The love child of Kevin from 'the minions', and Simon from 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.

"Imagine simping over Tsukishima Kei"
"Can't relate..."

by cats_on_mars March 22, 2021


key scramble

a common excuse for being late somewhere

Coach: Why were you late to practice??
Athlete: I was in a key scramble!

by lmr2233 February 24, 2011


Fly key

To be cool, to be dope, to be nice.

You are fly key.
I love your sneakers, they are fly key.
You guys look fly key together.
This party is fly key.

by Dusa Ninetyfirst June 3, 2022


key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 14, 2018


Master key

A man whose key is used to open many locks.

Guy 1: Bro you keep banging all these chicks
Guy 2: Yeah bro, you know i be a master key

by Stiglover69 September 6, 2022


Remy Key

This lover boy is amazing! he's the real thing a true romantic. he goes above and beyond! when you get ahold of him DON'T let go! he's crazy at times wild, but good crazy. too sweet for his own good but is not another "nice guy". there is so much more to him. OmG HE CAN KISS so great! like kissing a girl

"That guy is no Remy Key at all!"

"How sad. It sounds like he's your Remy Key, the one that got away."

by Amanda Awesome! September 11, 2018